Tastes Like Foot

Im really hungry. But there is nothing in the house to eat. Why must shops close?

I left an episode of 2 Broke Girls paused on my computer. I come back a few hours later. 4oD has removed the episode. 

I still haven’t seen the fly.

I have been looking forward to this slice of carrot cake all day. It looked so good. 

I don’t think i like it….

I keep feeling the fly crawling on my neck so I check to see if its there but it is just my imagination. 

It just landed on my pillow. Twice. I want to cry. This fly is actually upsetting me now. And now I am remembering that strange German film they made us watch in school where a couple were lying in bed naked and the guy picks up a bluebottle and puts it on the girls boob and they watch it crawl around on her for ages and I was so grossed out thinking it was probably pooing on her and stuff. 

The bluebottle has disappeared. I am suspicious. Where the fuck has it gone now? Please say it has not landed on me. Please.

There is a bluebottle in my room. It is really disgusting. I don’t want to kill it cos i’ll feel bad then, but…its revolting. 

I’d like to go to Sweden

The Swedish girl is pretty

Is that one of the guys from Lordi? Hahaha

Swedens in the lead. But I liked the girl from Sweden so it’s ok.

I voted for Russia

I like Moldovas entry….

I hate Jedward. I really don’t get it….

Random key changes..

The girl from Italy can actually sing.